my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
just because we’re friends doesn’t mean i automatically like you (and your choices) all the time
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.